FUNNY

Hi! classmates. My name is Thuy Vu. Maybe next week, some friends and I will transfer to the Room 106 afternoon class. I really feel sad. When I feel sad, I often do something to make me better. That is why I will write some funny stories and I want to share them with my classmates.

1/ An old man got onto a bus. The bus was full and didn't have any empty seats. The old man had to stand. He stood next to a young man who was sitting. The old man looked at the young man, smiled and said with a tired voice; "I am sick and very old. When I was young, I often gave my seat to women, children and elderly people."

The young man answered with a calm voice; " Aha! Now, I know why you got sick "

And the old man became quiet.

2/ In the hotel, a bell boy who worked in the room service department heard the phone ring. He picked it up and heard someone’s voice say; "To te to to to to!"

The bell boy didn't understand what the man on the phone said, so he hung up the phone. A few minutes later the phone rang again. The bell boy picked it up again and heard the same voice, "to te to to to to!"

He got mad and hung it up.

One minute later, the phone rang again and the bell boy picked it up only to hear "to te to to to to!"again.

Angrily, he slammed down the phone harder than before.

A little later, a young man appeared in front of the service room. He was angry and said;"Bring two teas to room two two two!"

3/ A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mail box.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again and angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge his lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” to which she answered; “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying; ‘You've got mail!’”

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